An Unsolicited Love Letter to the Businessman Reading A Song of Ice and Fire...
To the relatively young business man who sits across from me on the N train every morning and is reading George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Fire and Ice series and may have just smiled at me but also...
View ArticlePride and Prejudice and Standard Text Messaging Rates
Sure, Pride and Prejudice is one of the most popular novels in English literature and an essential part of the literary canon, but Austen’s “novel of manners” is just a touch outdated. Because we put...
View ArticleAre You There, Goddess?: Expert Advice from Joan Didion, Life Coach - If...
It has been scientifically proven (Ed’s note: nope) that advice columns like “Ask Amy” or Carolyn Hax have solved about 98% of all conundrums and concerns. In “Are You There, Goddess?”, we’re...
View ArticleBusiness History: A Very True Account of Why Publishers Clearing House Checks...
The following is an excerpt from ‘Keep Your Eyes On The Prize Patrol: One Man’s Life Spent Working In the Upper Echelons of Publishers Clearing House’. “Come in,” a deep voice drawled from behind...
View ArticleBusiness History: A Very True Account of Why Hollister is So Dark
Only a few weak beams of light broke through the thick front windows, dappling the palm tree leaves that lined the walls. It had been a crazy night at the Hollister House of Jazz: half-finished drinks...
View ArticleHow Ted Mosby’s Daughter Would’ve Reacted to How I Met Your Mother‘s Ending...
…What?… WHAT?! THAT’S IT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT’S THE END OF YOUR STORY? THAT’S HOW YOU MET MOM? I’VE SAT HERE FOR 105 HOURS TO LEARN ABOUT MY DEAD MOTHER AND THAT’S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? DO YOU KNOW...
View ArticleSRSLY’s Dream Interview With the Zac Efron of Their Dreams
IS THIS REAL LIFE*? with ZAC EFRON We’re huge fans of Zac Efron’s acting prowess so when he agreed to meet us at LA’s Chateau Marmont for a nonalcoholic drink, we COULDN’T BELIEVE IT!! Join us as we...
View ArticleSex Ed As Taught By The Self-Professed Sorority “Dick Sucking Queen” -...
An anonymous sorority’s self-professed “dick sucking queen” penned a senior will to her younger sisters containing advice for the remainder of their college careers, all gleaned from her own personal...
View ArticleQuestions That Will Finally be Answered by the Mrs. Doubtfire Sequel - It's...
It was announced last week that the beloved American comedy Mrs. Doubtfire is getting a sequel. Honestly I loved the movie when it came out — in 1993 — but I couldn’t help but feel that we, the...
View ArticleYou Can’t Change Him: Don Draper - He's super handsome and awful. Don't bang...
Fan bases for some TV shows and movies tend to start turning actors into sex symbols (both willing and unwilling). But things start to get kind of weird when the affections turn to the characters they...
View ArticleCasting FOX’s Grease Using the Sound of Music Live! Model - It took a lot for...
Fox announced today that it will be the next network to jump on the ratings juggernaut that is airing a live telecast of a classic American musical starring a “young ensemble cast.” They’ve chosen...
View ArticleSRSLY’s Dream Interview With New Power Couple Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom...
IS THIS REAL LIFE*? with SELENA GOMEZ and ORLANDO BLOOM SRSLY was having a great time taking in Chelsea Handler’s new show, Uganda Be Kidding Me, when we ran into Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez just...
View ArticleWhat Happens When You Make a Budget - All of your dreams come true!
You’ve filled out the last cell on your Excel spreadsheet and hit enter. Congratulations, you just made a budget — a real, grown-up budget! Now you know exactly how much you can spend each week and...
View ArticleOther Things I Won’t Apologize For, as a White Man - I mean, shouldn't you...
My comrade and brother Tal Fortgang recently wrote a college op-ed for the Princeton Tory (impressively picked up by TIME) in which he explains why he’ll never apologize for his white male privilege....
View ArticleWhat Really Happened The Day Of Willow Smith’s Sexy Pic: A Fanfiction - Who...
Title: Freshman Year, You and Me Author: 211111stCenturyGurl Description: The real story behind the sexy Willow scandal. Rating: PG Language: English Genre: Romance/Angst Chapters: 1 Disclaimer: I do...
View ArticleThe Most Adorable Alternative Reasons Behind Famous Movie Fight Scenes -...
One of the most awesome things about seeing a movie is a great fight scene. Usually, there’s a reason that is relevant to a movie’s plot for a fight scene, but here are a few ideas for some different...
View ArticleFriday Night Whites: Julie Taylor and Matthew Saracen’s Wedding Announcement...
Julie Taylor, 21, married Matthew Saracen, 22, today, in their hometown of Dillon, TX. While the bride and groom reside in the south side of Chicago, the two are originally from Dillon, and said that...
View ArticleYou Can’t Change Him: Sherlock Holmes - Don't believe the social media hype....
Fans of BBC’s Sherlock are now just a few tiny months into the show’s hiatus, which will most likely last at least seven to thirty-five years. This means that the fandom’s halfway house* (commonly...
View ArticleYou Can’t Change Him: The Winter Soldier - Don't believe the sullen act....
I’ve dropped into my bad Pinterest habits again recently and was not surprised to see all the Tumblr-borne posts crushing all over the hot mess that is the Winter Soldier aka James Buchanan “Bucky”...
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